
But really, I am the World's Best Dog! My Mom and Dad love me so much. And I love them. I love them so much, that sometimes I can't wait until the sun comes up to kiss Mom on the face. And I know that Dad has to get up early for work, so I try and do him a favor every day and get him up before his alarm goes off. They love it!
And since I wanted to make a good impression when they first took me home, I showed them what a helpful little gardener I can be. Now they can plant flowers all over the back yard instead of just in a flower bed in the front!
Ooh, and check this out. I know my Mom and Dad don't want to spend a bunch of money on dog toys, so I just try and be thrifty and chew on stuff that's just laying around the house anyway.
But I'm not just a good budgeting dog, I'm also a good listener. They're always talking about their "Dream House". I hear them say stuff like, "When we build our dream house, we're building a wrap around porch and a pool table that turns into a hot tub..." and stuff like that. Well, when they kept putting me in that boring old laundry room with no furniture to chew, I had a lot of time to think. I got to thinking, if my Mom and Dad want to remodel, I'm gonna help them!
Aren't you wishing you had a good dog like me?
Well, my Mom and Dad sure are glad they have me. They know how much I love playing catch so they take me out to the beach and play catch with me for so long that I can barely run! I heard Dad say he's running me ragged. I'm so tired I can't even stay awake on the ride back home, much less chew on my Couch Toy.
But I won't be so sleepy tomorrow morning when it's time for Mom's morning kisses!
Wow! You do have the worlds best dog...wow still in shock. Oh idea i bet he is lonely get a friend for him ...or maybe he can go to doggy daycare :) Oh Beau I know you are cousins and all but I just dont know if Im gonna let Billy play with you.
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