Tuesday, August 23, 2011

q and a.

I will now attempt to answer all the questions that I know you have been dying to get answers to.

Yes, we had an earthquake here today.

Yes, it was my first earthquake! No, it was not R's. Apparently the earth did that once in Indiana.

Yes, we are fine. It was teeny. Actually I didn't even know it was earthquake, I thought it was an F-18.

Yes, F-18's are so loud and rumbly you can mistake them for a teeny earthquake.

Why yes, they are flying right now at 10:30 at night.

No, I don't think they sound like freedom. I think they sound like baby earthquakes flying over my roof. At 10:30 at night.

Yes, there are also hurricane warnings for our area.

No, it's not the apocalypse... I don't think.

Yes, we may have to evacuate. And yes, we will let you know about that adventure if it comes.

Yes, I sort of hope the hurricane takes my car away so we can collect insurance on it and get a new one.

Yes, I know hurricanes don't quite work like that.

No, I don't know why some songs like 'Raspberry Beret' just get stuck in your head and you can't get them out.

Yes, I feel a little bad for mentioning 'Raspberry Beret', because now you have it stuck in your head, don't you?

No, you've never heard of that song? You know... "She wore a raaaaspberry beret! The kind that you find at a second hand store." Oh, now you remember?

Okay, I think I've answered all your questions!

And yes, I will let you know of any other natural disasters that occur.

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